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| 1. | Download a piece of Web authoring software | 20 minutes. |
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| 2. | Think about what you want to write on your Web page | 6 weeks. |
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| 3. | Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it | 20 minutes. |
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| 4. | Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site | 1 minute. |
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| 5. | Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like | 4 days. |
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| 6. | Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it | 25 minutes. |
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| 7. | Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do | 15 minutes. |
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| 8. | View the source of other's pages, steal some, change a few words here and there | 4 hours. |
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| 9. | Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software | 1 minute. |
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| 10. | Try to horizontally line up two related images | 6 hours. |
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| 11. | Remove one of the images | 10 seconds. |
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| 12. | Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone | 4 hours. |
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| 13. | Download a counter from your ISP | 4 minutes. |
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| 14. | Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10" | 3 hours. |
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| 15. | Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text | 8 hours. |
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| 16. | Fine tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP | 40 minutes. |
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| 17. | Accidentally delete your complete web page | 1 second. |
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| 18. | Recreate your web page | 2 days. |
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| 19. | Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server | 3 weeks. |
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| 20. | Call a patient friend to find out about FTP | 40 seconds. |
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| 21. | As your friend gives instructions, put down the phone and click like crazy | 10 minutes. |
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| 22. | Discover that you hung up on your friend while clicking like crazy; redial | 5 seconds (you used the "redial" button). |
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| 23. | Upload your web page to your ISP's server | 10 minutes. |
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| 24. | Connect to your site on the web | 1 minute. |
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| 25. | Repeat any and all of the previous steps | eternity. |
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and you wonder why anyone really needs a professional web designer when,
after all, you can "do it yourself"?!?! |
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